Set in a dark and ambiguous city, two performing clowns Emmett and Ernie have hit rock bottom. Chucked from the Klandyke, a prestigious club in the heart of the mist, Ernie has kicked off again and Emmett has had it up to his eyeballs. Incapable of distinguishing the line between clowning and reality, screwing up shows has become a regular occurrence. Could this be the end of their epic 20 year relationship? Starring Dik Downey, Jamie Waite and Philip Herbert.